Transcript of Fairytale II - Cure a Queen

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This transcript involves dialogue with Martin the Master Gardener, Cosmic Being, Fairy Godfather, Fairy Queen, Fairy Nuff, Fairy Very Wise, Fairy Fixit, Co-ordinator, Fairy chef, Cow, Sheep (Zanaris), Fairy, Fairy (Fairy Resistance Hideout), Gatekeeper, and the player.

Starting off

Talking to Martin

• (Non-quest dialogue) Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
• Ask about the quest.
  • Player: I've solved your problems! I've returned the Fairy Queen's magical essence!
  • Martin the Master Gardener: What are you talking about?
  • Player: The Fairy Queen was in an enchanted deep sleep, because the Tanglefoot had taken the secateurs that contained her magic. I fought and killed the Tanglefoot and have given the Godfather the Fairy Queen's secateurs. She'll
  • Player: wake up now and everything will get back to normal.
  • Martin the Master Gardener: I'm glad to hear it, but if you don't mind I'll go and plant some seeds now and wait until they grow before I give you the reward that I promised.
  • Player: I guess it does sound rather far-fetched. Ok, I'll come back and see you after your crops have had a chance to grow.
  • Martin the Master Gardener: Great! I'll see you soon then.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Martin before 5 minutes have passed

• (Non-quest dialogue) Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
• Ask about the quest.
  • Player: So, have your vegetables grown yet?
  • Martin the Master Gardener: Stop being so impatient, [player name]. They'll grow in their own good time - come back later.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Martin after 5 minutes have passed

• (Non-quest dialogue) Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
• Ask about the quest.
  • Player: Hello Martin, you must be the slowest gardener in the world! I don't suppose those crops have grown yet?
  • Martin the Master Gardener: Well, you've got a nerve showing up around here again!
  • Player: What? What are you talking about?
  • Martin the Master Gardener: You told me that you'd solved the problems of the Gardening Group's members, well I've planted loads of seeds since then and there's no doubt that even more plants are dying!
  • Player: But I gave the Fairy Queen's secateurs back to the Godfather, things should be growing again.
  • Martin the Master Gardener: Yah, sure, whatever. You know, I didn't believe you when you told me that story about 'the fairies' in the first place. You'd just better solve this problem, when people get hungry, they get angry and you're the
  • Martin the Master Gardener: person who said that everything would be all right, so you're the person who they'll get angry with!
  • Start Fairytale II - Cure a Queen quest?
  • Yes.
    • Player: I suppose I'd better go and see what the problem is then.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • No.
    • Player: I've done enough for you, sort it out yourself!
    • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Martin again after starting the quest

• Martin the Master Gardener: Hello again, [player name]. Our crops are still failing. Please do something fast, the food reserves are starting to fail. People will start to realise that there is an imminent food crisis soon!
• Player: Don't worry, I'm working on it.
• Martin the Master Gardener: Please hurry. Things are getting dire!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Fairy Godfather

• Where is the Fairy Queen?
  • Player: Godfather! Where is the Fairy Queen?
  • Fairy Godfather: Whata are you-a talking about?
  • Player: I've just been to Fairy Nuff's cave and when I got there I found it ransacked! Everything has been broken and the Fairy Queen and Fairy Nuff are missing!
  • Fairy Godfather: Essere nel panico! You-a say datta Queen Bee, she izza meesing? Theez izza terreeble! Who could-a have done such a theeng? We musta find her! I weel organise a search-a party right-a-way!
  • Player: Calm down! Let's think this through carefully.
  • Do you have any idea who could have done this?
    • Player: Do you have any idea who could have done this?
    • Fairy Godfather: Errm...no! None atta all! Da Queen Bee, she izza well liked by-a everyone.
    • Player: That's not very helpful.
    • (Shows other options)
  • Where could she have been taken to?
    • Player: Where could she have been taken to?
    • Fairy Godfather: Ze keednapper must-a have taken her through-a da fairyreengs. Dey weel-a be long gone by-a now.
    • Player: We must go after them!
    • Fairy Godfather: Yes! We must-a, but most-a of da folk are away from Zanaris atta the momento.
    • Player: Well tell me what to do and I'll go myself.
    • Fairy Godfather: Ye-es, dat izza good idea. Hokay, you may use-a da fairyreengs. Talk-a to da co-ordinator, she will-a explain-a to you how to use-a da reengs, but you must-a promees me dat you weel come-a back-a here, eef you
    • Fairy Godfather: find-a her. Whoever keednapped her must-a be very powerful. You find-a da Queen Bee and den-a yous come right back here and we will-a rescue her together. Hokay?
    • Yes, okay.
      • Player: Yes, okay.
      • Fairy Godfather: Good. Now-a yous talk-a to da co-ordinator. She will-a tell you how-a da fairyreengs work.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • No, I'll rescue her myself.
      • Player: No, I'll rescue her myself.
      • Fairy Godfather: Oh no, dat eet eez no good. Yous wanna to be da hero, but what-a about me? She izza my queen! No, no. You cannot-a use-a da fairyreengs
      • (End of dialogue)
• Where have all the fairies gone?
  • Player: Where have all the fairies gone?
  • Fairy Godfather: Da people are mostly out-a and about-a tryeeng to keep-a theengs working. Eet izza not easy weeth da Queen Bee notta here!
  • (End of dialogue)
• With Fairy Nuff's certificate:
  • Show the Godfather the Certificate!
    • (Same as below)

Talking to Fairy Godfather again after denying his request

• Fairy Godfather: Ah, [player name], yous hassa changed your mind? Yous weel-a come and getta me before yous rescue da Queen Bee? Only den can-a I geev yous permission to use-a da reengs.
• Oh, okay then.
  • Player: Oh, okay then.
  • Fairy Godfather: Good, I knew-a you would change-a your mind. Now I just-a need you to sign-a dis scroll before I geev-a yous da permission to use-a da fairyreengs.
  • (Contract scroll interface pops up.)
  • Player: I am not signing this! It says I am indebted to you until you release me!
  • Fairy Godfather: Eet does? Oh, sorry, must-a geeven yous da wrong-a scroll. Tell-a yous what, yous hazza da honest face, so I'll trust-a yous. Go ahead, use-a da fairyreengs, but just-a make sure dat yous come-a back here and tell-a
  • Fairy Godfather: me when-a yous finda da Queen Bee, like-a yous promised. Now go-a and talk-a to da co-ordinator. She-a weel tell-a yous how da fairyreengs work.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No, there's no chance of that happening.
  • Player: No, there's no chance of that happening.
  • Fairy Godfather: Yous weel change-a your mind. Come and talk-a to me me yous do.
  • (End of dialogue)

Contract scroll

• I (insert full name here) do hereby swear fealty and indebtedness to the Fairy Godfather until such time as he releases me from my bond. Signed (insert full name and date here)

Co-ordinator

• What do you want to ask about?
• Fairy Nuff's certificate.
  • (Same as below)
• The fairy rings.
  • Player: Hi, the Godfather said I should ask you to explain how the fairy rings work.
  • Co-ordinator: Goodness! As if I don't have enough to do already without giving every adventurer that comes along a history lesson! Let's get this over with quickly. Zanaris is an extremely old place, it was here long before we
  • Co-ordinator: fairyfolk came to live here. In fact it is rumoured to be the nexus of all planes. When we arrived here we found many of the magical properties of this place to be dormant. One of these was the ability to jump between
  • Co-ordinator: planes using a powerful portal that had been sealed for centuries. The Fairy Queen harnessed that magic and created the fairy rings, these are not as powerful as the original portal would have been, but are very effective
  • Co-ordinator: nonetheless. There are 3 fairy rings in Zanaris, the one in the market and the one near the evil chicken's shrine will only take users to one specific place. However the third fairy ring, near the fountains, is a major portal.
  • Co-ordinator: Anybody who activates that fairy ring will find themselves able to dial in a 3 digit code. These codes will all take the user to different locations. Some of the codes no longer work and other codes go to extremely
  • Co-ordinator: dangerous places, so be careful. Fortunately the fairy rings are imbued with a powerful protective magic and as long as you stand in the middle of them nothing will be able to attack you. Remember, because you are a
  • Co-ordinator: human, you will need to be holding your dramen staff to activate the rings. Now I must get back to work, there is so much to do and so few fairies left to do it.
  • (End of dialogue)

Fairy Fixit

• Fairy Fixit: What is it, human? Busy busy busy!
• Why are you carrying that toolbox?
  • Player: Why are you carrying that toolbox?
  • Fairy Fixit: It's the fizgog! It's picking up cable again!
  • Player: Uh, right. So is it safe to use the fairy rings then?
  • Fairy Fixit: Sure, as long as you have been given permission to use them. You should just be aware that using the fairy rings sometimes has strange results, the locations that you have been to may affect the locations you are
  • Fairy Fixit: trying to reach. I could fix it by replacing the fizgog and the whosprangit, I've put in a request for some new parts but they're pretty hard to get hold of, it seems.
  • (End of dialogue)
• I'm okay, thanks.
  • Player: I'm okay, thanks.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Fairy Godfather after getting permission to use the fairy rings

• Fairy Godfather: [player name], you are-a back! Have-a you found da Queen Bee?
• Player: Err, no, not yet.
• Fairy Godfather: Den whatta are you doing-a back here? Go and-a search for her!
• (End of dialogue)

Locating the hideout

Searching for Fairy Nuff's certificate

• Searching the wrong shelves:
  • 

    You don't find anything useful, just some glass from a broken vial.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Searching the right shelves with a free inventory space:
  • 

    Hidden inside a vial you find a copy of Fairy Nuff's certificate.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Searching the right shelves without a free inventory space:
  • 

    Hidden inside a vial you find a copy of Fairy Nuff's certificate, but you don't have space to take it.
  • (End of dialogue)

Using the certificate on various NPCs

Fairy Godfather

• Before studying the certificate:
  • Fairy Godfather: For why you show-a me dat? I-a busy fairy! I donn-a have time for nonsense!
  • (End of dialogue)
• After studying the certificate:
  • 

    You show the certificate to the Godfather.
  • Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
  • Fairy Godfather: For why you show-a me dat? Eez very nice to see yous learning to draw! Bravo!
  • (End of dialogue)

Any Zanaris cow but the dairy cow

• 

  You show the certificate to the cow.
• Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
• Cow: Can't the human take a hint? I've been ignoring you! Do you think I would ignore you if I wanted to discuss your Rorschach ink-blots ?
• Once again, the cow is ignoring you.
• (End of dialogue)

Sheep

• 

  You show the certificate to the sheep.
• Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
• Sheep: The human found some symbols
  And doesn't know what they mean
  So now it's cross-examining me
  And spoiling my routine!
• (End of dialogue)

Fairy chef

• Before studying the certificate:
  • Fairy chef: Very nice, dearie, but that belongs to Fairy Nuff. I should put it back on her wall before she misses it if I were you. You wouldn't want her to think you stole it now, would you?
  • (End of dialogue)
• After studying the certificate:
  • 

    You show the certificate to the Fairy chef.
  • Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
  • Fairy chef: Sorry dearie, no, but I have seen a sign with similar marks near the mysterious ruins. You know, the ones that lead you to the Cosmic Rune Altar.
  • (End of dialogue)

Gatekeeper

• Before studying the certificate:
  • 

    You show the certificate to the Gate Keeper.
  • Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
  • Gatekeeper: That you've been doodelling? If you don't mind I have a job to do, please stop distracting me.
  • (End of dialogue)
• After studying the certificate:
  • 

    You show the certificate to the Gate Keeper.
  • Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
  • Gatekeeper: No I don't and I'm trying to work here. Please stop distracting me!
  • (End of dialogue)

Co-ordinator

• Before studying the certificate:
  • Co-ordinator: Fairy Nuff is very proud of that certificate, it's her most prized possession. She won't like you taking it.
  • (End of dialogue)
• After studying the certificate:
  • 

    You show the certificate to the Fairy Coordinator.
  • Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
  • Co-ordinator: They look familiar, but I can't think where I've seen marks like that. Try asking around, maybe someone else will recognise them.
  • (End of dialogue)

Fairy Nuff

• 

  You show the certificate to the Fairy Nuff.
• Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
• Fairy Nuff: Thank you, [player name] but you'd better keep hold of it. You can't get to this hideout without it.
• (End of dialogue)

Trying to enter the hideout with the certificate

• Maybe you should bring that certificate with you.

In the hideout

Talking to the fairies

• A random dialogue is selected from the following:
• Dialogue 1
  • Fairy: I don't want to go back! That orc tried to kill me!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 2
  • Fairy: We must find a way to fight back! To throw those villains out of our homes.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 3
  • Fairy: I can't believe that there are orcs in Zanaris.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 4
  • Fairy: Have you heard? The Godfather has allowed orcs into Zanaris!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 5
  • Fairy: Those fairies that side with the Godfather are all traitors! The Queen is the true ruler of Zanaris!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 6
  • Fairy: Have you seen Fairy Cake? She went to talk to the Godfather and I haven't seen her since.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 7
  • Fairy: How is the Queen? Has she woken up yet?
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fairy Nuff

• Fairy Nuff: [player name]! You found us! I'm so glad, I was afraid you wouldn't get my message.
• Player: Fairy Nuff, what happened?
• Fairy Nuff: After you brought back the Queen's enchanted secateurs and gave them to the Fairy Godfather, I went to him to ask for them so that I could wake Her Majesty up, but he refused to give them to me. Then I
• Fairy Nuff: noticed that lots of my friends were missing, when I asked him about them he said they were off working for him and then he threatened to have his bodyguards pull my wings off! I was scared for the Queen, and so I
• Fairy Nuff: moved her here.
• Fairy Nuff: When I returned to Zanaris I found my cave ransacked! There were other fairies that had been attacked by the Godfather and so we fled the city and came here. I managed to hide a note that I hoped you
• Fairy Nuff: would find...
• Fairy Nuff: ... obviously you did.
• Player: But why would the Godfather do this?
• Fairy Nuff: Isn't it obvious? He wants to rule Zanaris instead of the Fairy Queen. The latest fairies to arrive have even reported that he has invited all sorts of monsters to the Lost City.
• Player: So what should we do about it do you think?
• You see a fairy approaching ...
• Fairy Very Wise: I've got terrible news! One of our spies has just returned from Zanaris and has reported that the Godfather has enlisted an army of orcs! Apparently they are wandering freely around our homes!
• Player: I'm sorry, but who are you?
• Fairy Nuff: Oh, how rude of me! [player name] this is Fairy Very Wise, advisor to the Queen. Fairy Very Wise, this is [player name].
• Fairy Very Wise: Oh, I've heard of you. You're the young adventurer that defeated the Tanglefoot.
• Player: Yes, that's me.
• Fairy Very Wise: So you're also the idiot who gave that Godfather maniac the Fairy Queen's magic secateurs!
• Player: But that was a mistake! I thought he was trying to help the Fairy Queen!
• Fairy Very Wise: So you're not evil, you're just not too bright. Well I'm glad you found this place, although if you can find it it's obviously not much of a hiding place, now you can help fix the damage that you've done!
• Player: Alright, what do I need to do?
• Fairy Very Wise: The first thing we have to do is wake up the Fairy Queen. You will have to go back to Zanaris and find a way to get those magical secateurs back from the Godfather!
• Player: That's easy I'll just pickpocket them off of him, I'm really good at that.
• Fairy Very Wise: Ok, just be careful, his henchmen have keen eyes and will be watching out for him.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fairy Very Wise again

• Fairy Very Wise: I'm so worried about the Queen, without her the fairy people may be chased out of Gielinor completely! You must wake her, for all our sakes!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fairy Nuff again

• Fairy Nuff: What are you doing? You need to get those secateurs back very urgently!
• (End of dialogue)

Pickpocketing the secateurs

• You attempt to pickpocket the Fairy Godfather.
• With a full inventory:
  • You don't have space to carry the secateurs
  • (End of dialogue)
• Successfully, with free inventory space:
  • 

    You pick-pocket the Fairy Godfather and get the Queen's enchanted secateurs!
  • (End of dialogue)
• While already having the secateurs:
  • You already have the Queen's secateurs. You don't need to risk getting caught in the Godfather's pockets again.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Failing the pickpocket:
  • Fairy Godfather: Rocco, teach-a thees thief a lesson!
  • You slowly wake up in an unknown place.
  • (End of dialogue)

Curing the queen

Returning to Fairy Nuff after losing the secateurs

• Fairy Nuff: Oh, [player name], you're back! I'm so glad. Did you manage to get the secateurs?
• Player: Yes, but I seem to have lost them somewhere.
• Fairy Nuff: I can't believe you did that! You know how important it is that I get those secateurs as soon as possible! Please go and find them immediately!
• (End of dialogue)

Bringing Fairy Nuff the secateurs

• Fairy Nuff: Oh, [player name], you're back! I'm so glad. Did you manage to get the secateurs?
• Player: You should have seen me! The Godfather didn't even know I was going through his pockets! Here they are.
• Fairy Nuff: Fantastic! Let's just hope that it's not too late ...
• 

  You hand fairy Nuff the Queen's enchanted secateurs.
• Fairy Nuff: Oh no! It didn't work! She's been asleep too long!
• Player: Calm down! There's got to be something that we can do. After all, we've given her back her magical essence, right?
• Fairy Nuff: Yes, we have. There is one small chance that we might be able to wake her up still, but I'd need a potion of Magic Essence.
• Player: Well that doesn't seem too bad, what do I need to do to make one?
• Fairy Nuff: A potion of magic essence is made in the same way as any other potion, first you mix a vial of water with a base herb, in this case a Star Flower. Star Flowers are rich in magic essence and are excellent for curing
• Fairy Nuff: poisons and that's what the Queen is suffering from - a poisoning of her life essence. Then we need to add the catalyst ingredient; a powdered Gorak's claw. Goraks drain the life from their prey, so by using one of their
• Fairy Nuff: claws we are hoping to draw the Queen's life essence back.
• Player: Thanks for the lecture, but where do I get one of these Star Flowers and where can I find a Gorak?
• Fairy Nuff: Star Flowers only grow on the higher planes and even there they are extremely rare. You should be able to access some of the higher planes by using the fairy rings. Goraks also live on a different plane. They are
• Fairy Nuff: vicious creatures that draw the life essence from any living thing they find. It seems that in drawing the life force from the world that they live on they have trapped themselves on a small plane, as far as I am aware, the
• Fairy Nuff: only way onto or off of their world is through the fairy rings.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Cosmic Being

• Player: Hello there.
• Cosmic Being: Salutations traveller! It is unusual for one of the creatures called 'humans' to visit this plane. How can I assist you?
• (Non-quest dialogue) I'm just looking around, thanks.
• (Non-quest dialogue) Who are you?
• I'm looking for a Star Flower.
  • Player: I'm looking for a Star Flower.
  • Cosmic Being: Then you've come to the right place. Star Flower, which is much prized for its magical properties, only grows on this plane. It has a very short life-span; plants grow, flower and die in the space of minutes! If you search
  • Cosmic Being: around you might find some growing somewhere.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fairy Nuff after visiting the Cosmic Plane and Gorak Plane

• Fairy Nuff: A potion of magic essence is made in the same way as any other potion, first you mix a vial of water with a base herb, in this case a Star Flower. Star Flowers are rich in magic essence and are excellent for curing
• Fairy Nuff: poisons and that's what the Queen is suffering from - a poisoning of her life essence. Then we need to add the catalyst ingredient; a powdered Gorak's claw. Goraks drain the life from their prey, so by using one of their
• Fairy Nuff: claws we are hoping to draw the Queen's life essence back.
• Player: Thanks for the lecture. Fortunately I think I know where to get all of the ingredients you need.
• Fairy Nuff: That's great news! Well what are you waiting for? We need that potion as soon as possible!
• Player: Yes, I'm on my way.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fairy Nuff again

• With no potion:
  • Fairy Nuff: Hello [player name]. How are you getting on with making that potion?
  • Player: I haven't found a Star Flower yet.
  • Fairy Nuff: I don't have to tell you again how important it is that you hurry!
  • (End of dialogue)
• After making an unfinished magic essence potion:
  • Fairy Nuff: How's that potion of Magic Essence coming along, [player name]?
  • Player: I've half made it, I found a Starflower on this really wierd plane.
  • Fairy Nuff: That's nice for you, but please stop wasting time. You need to finish the potion with a Gorak's claw.
  • (End of dialogue)
• With a magic essence potion:
  • Player: I've got it, I've made a potion of magic essence!
  • Fairy Nuff: Oh, [player name] that's fantastic! Please give it to Her Majesty immediately.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fairy Very Wise after curing the queen

• Fairy Very Wise: Thank you for your great service to the fairy people, we are indebted to you!
• (End of dialogue)

After using the magic essence potion on the Fairy Queen

• Fairy Queen: ...Urgh! Wh... what happened? ...Why do I feel so awful?
• Fairy Nuff: Your majesty! You're awake!
• Fairy Queen: Wh... what happened? The last thing I remember was confronting that Tanglefoot with the aid of the Godfather.
• Player: THE GODFATHER?
• Fairy Queen: Yes, that's what I said... oh, hello [player name]. Please excuse me for not having noticed you earlier, I'm not feeling quite myself. Why did you shout about the Godfather?
• Player: I'm not really sure how to tell you this, your majesty... It seems as though you've fallen foul of a clever scheme of the Godfather's...
• Fairy Queen: That's absurd, why would the Godfather want to hurt me?
• Fairy Very Wise: I'm afraid it's true your majesty. You see nobody knew that the Godfather was with you when you fought the Tanglefoot...
• Fairy Queen: But that's the point, I didn't fight the Tanglefoot. We had only just entered its lair and sensing the danger to itself, the Tanglefoot fled down a passage, then... blackness!
• Fairy Very Wise: Then your majesty, I think it may be worse than I imagined. I suspect the Fairy Godfather attacked you from behind and left you for dead. He has taken over control of Zanaris whilst you were...er, ...sleeping. He
• Fairy Very Wise: has enlisted the aid of orcs and other assorted ruffians, if any of your subjects dared to question him, they were assaulted. I very much suspect that if it wasn't for the quick thinking of Fairy Nuff here, you would be
• Fairy Very Wise: dead! She fled here with you and as many of your loyal fairies as she could gather. We've been in hiding ever since, until this brave adventurer managed to awaken you.
• Fairy Queen: I can't believe it!
• Fairy Queen: He shan't get away with this, how do I get back to Zanaris? The Godfather shall answer for his crimes!
• Fairy Very Wise: No! Stop your majesty!
• Fairy Queen: Why, old friend?
• Fairy Very Wise: The Godfather has recruited an army of villains, whilst we just have the few fairies who escaped and although they would gladly follow you into battle, many are still wounded from their treatment at the tyrant's hands. I
• Fairy Very Wise: must counsel caution, lest this brave hero's efforts are all wasted and the godfather captures you. He won't let you survive a second time.
• Fairy Queen: There is wisdom in what you say. I shall ponder your words before I act rashly. As for you, [player name], how can I reward you? You have done the fairy people a great favour that shall not be forgotten. I'm afraid
• Fairy Queen: you find us in trying times, but please accept this magic lamp as a sign of our thanks.
• If the player has no room in their inventory:
  • Player: Thanks, but I don't have any space to carry it.
  • Fairy Queen: That's alright, come back and get it when you can.
  • (End of dialogue)
• With free inventory space:
  • 

    The Fairy Queen gives you an XP lamp.
  • Congratulations! Quest complete!