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Not to be confused with Joe (jail).
Joe chathead.png

Harpoon Joe (called Joe in-game) is a barman who sells wine, 'rum', beer and stew in his Harpoon Joe's House of 'Rum'. on Mos Le'Harmless. He is not very welcoming to patrons who do not wish to purchase anything from him, and asks them to "Stop takin' up me floor space".

His name comes from the fact he has a harpoon as his left hand. When asked how he got his harpoon hand, he will start telling a story about how he got attacked by an Albatross in a fierce storm. The player then stops him from finishing his story and inquires where he bought the harpoon hand itself and not how he got it. Joe then angrily tells the player that unless they hear his story, he is not going to tell them how he got it.

Stock[edit | edit source]

Sells at: 100.0% • Buys at: 60.0% • Change per: 2.0%
in stock
sold at
bought at
Beer.pngBeer3Coins 2.png 2Coins 1.png 1Coins 25.png 61
Braindeath 'rum'.pngBraindeath 'rum'3Coins 25.png 30N/ANot sold
Jug of wine.pngJug of wine1Coins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 3.png 3
Stew.pngStew5Coins 5.png 20Coins 5.png 12Coins 25.png 71

Dialogue[edit | edit source]