Toilet

Toilet
Released								Varies (Update unknown)
Members								Yes
Quest								Varies
Location								Varies
Examine								A door.
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Object ID								12284
Link								MOID

There are three toilets in Old School RuneScape. While actual toilet models do not exist, these locations are implied to be toilets, specifically outhouses. Every toilet is occupied and interacting with the door or the individual inside will lead to humorous dialogue.

In the quest The Feud, it's stated that Traitorous Ali left the bar in search of a toilet, however the bartender claims that they've never seen one anywhere in Gielinor.

After the quest Making Friends with My Arm, Yellow Snow mentions that his homeland has few toilets. This leads to the events of his unfortunate name.

Locations

• South of Watson's house
• South-east of the Hosidius Vinery
• The north-west corner of Fossil Island Museum Camp

Personalities

• Hosidius Vinery toilet
  • Man (Hosidius Vinery toilet)
• Museum Camp toilet
  • An unidentified man. Strangely, though there is not a Non-player character inside the outhouse, attempting to open the door will cause a man inside to yell Occupied!
• NPC contact
  • One of the individuals that can be contacted through the Random option of the NPC Contact spell is an unidentified man who claims to be on a toilet.

Trivia

• Banisoch implies that she uses the southern entrance to Brimhaven dungeon as a toilet when the player talks to her after paying the one-time entry fee.
• There is an escape route from a troll prison the player finds themself in during Making Friends with My Arm. This "smelly hole" is implied to be a makeshift troll toilet by Yellow Snow post quest.
• Hallak, one of the three water spirits that dwell in the Water Ravine Dungeon, is accused of leaving the toilet seat up by the two other spirits he is bonded with.
• The schoolboys and schoolgirls that can be found visiting the Varrock Museum occasionally ask the player if they know where their teacher is, as they need to go to the toilet.
• Two bowls of water spawn on the 1^st floor^[UK]2^nd floor^[US] of two houses in Slepe, which were added as a substitute for chamber pots during the Theatre of Blood Design Stream when one of the viewers suggested adding a toilet to a house.
• During the 2015 Halloween event, when attempting to gain entry to Anti-Santa's basement, the player fools him by saying "I'm looking for the toilet". Anti-Santa then commends the player for their focus on practical pursuits, and expresses his wish for the player's pursuit of a lavatory to succeed.
• When Zamorak is asked in one of the God Letters why there are sewers in Gielinor, but no toilets, he responds: "Surely that is infinitely preferable to the alternative - toilets without sewers?"
• The update that extended automatic vial smashing (also known as the ‘Drink Like a Barbarian’ ability) to the supercompost potion also remarked: "That explains the state of the Barbarians' loos". Despite this statement, no Barbarian loos can be found in-game.

Gallery

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  One of the few toilets in Gielinor, located near the Watson's house. Attempting to open the locked door will result in the player remarking I'm sure this door is locked for a reason. I'll leave it be.
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  One of the few toilets in Gielinor, located near the Hosidius Vinery. Attempting to open the door will cause the man inside to yell Occupied!
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  One of the few toilets in Gielinor, located in the Museum Camp. Attempting to open the door will cause the man inside to yell Occupied!
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  The smelly hole dug by the ice trolls in the prison underneath Weiss, so that "Mother's prisoners wouldn't go all over floor".