Miss Schism is a lady who can be found in Draynor Village next to the window of the Wise Old Man's house. She shares gossip and rumours with the player, particularly those about the Wise Old Man. She suspects that he was the person who robbed the Draynor Village bank and killed all the guards, bankers, and witnesses.
She is a member of the Draynor Manor Restoration Fund. She tells the player how Draynor Manor is going to be turned into a Museum.
She helps the player and Gnome Child during the 20th Anniversary event to obtain the party hat of the Wise Old Man, when the Wise Old Man is away from home during Swan Song. She talks about having found the Wise Old Man's store of holiday items from the 2017 Christmas event hidden in his house "a long ago", and took some for herself. She believes the Wise Old Man didn't deserve them, and are "evidence of his crimes", to not feel sorry for him.
- The word schism means a division between a group of people, possibly referring to the division that rumours and gossip can cause.
- Coincidentally or not, her name also sounds very similar to the spanish word "Chisme", which means "Gossip".