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Alice is a widow who runs the family farm west of Port Phasmatys. She runs the shop while her daughter Lyra watches over the nearby herb and allotment patches and her deceased husband manages the undead livestock. Her daughter ensures they do not pay the blood tithes by luring young farmers back to their farm, using them to pay the tithe instead.[1]

Many years ago, the power of the ectofuntus killed her husband and all their cows and chickens, resurrecting them as a ghost and undead cows and chickens.[2][3] Despite this, they continued to run the farm, but this caused trouble in communication, as she refused to use a ghostspeak amulet. The last time she tried, the amount of undead that she heard scared her.[4] In particular, this caused her financial worry as she couldn't find their savings, unaware that her husband had placed them in the bank.

When an adventurer came by seeking undead chickens, she asked them for help. They acted as an intermediary for the couple until the husband refused to give out his pass number, believing the intermediary to be a scammer. The adventurer sought the aid of a nearby witch, who gave them a special ghostspeak amulet for the husband, allowing him to talk to his wife. They started selling the undead chickens for 20 ecto-tokens each after that, saving up to buy killer cows to repel those who attack their livestock.[5]

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Stock[edit | edit source]

Sells at: 100.0% • Buys at: 70.0% • Change per: 1.0%
in stock
sold at
bought at
Rake.pngRake500unknownCoins 5.png 6Coins 4.png 4Coins 100.png 132
Seed dibber.pngSeed dibber500unknownCoins 5.png 6Coins 4.png 4Coins 100.png 124
Secateurs.pngSecateurs500unknownCoins 5.png 5Coins 3.png 3Coins 100.png 118
Spade.pngSpade500unknownCoins 3.png 3Coins 2.png 2Coins 100.png 104
Gardening trowel.pngGardening trowel500unknownCoins 5.png 12Coins 5.png 8Coins 100.png 124
Watering can.pngWatering can500unknownCoins 5.png 8Coins 5.png 5Coins 100.png 194
Filled plant pot.pngFilled plant pot500unknownCoins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 1.png 1
Plant pot pack.pngPlant pot pack30unknownCoins 100.png 100Coins 25.png 70Not sold
Compost.pngCompost500unknownCoins 5.png 20Coins 5.png 14Coins 5.png 24
Compost pack.pngCompost pack10unknownCoins 1000.png 2,000Coins 1000.png 1,400Not sold
Empty sack.pngEmpty sack500unknownCoins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 1.png 1
Sack pack.pngSack pack30unknownCoins 100.png 100Coins 25.png 70Not sold
Basket.pngBasket500unknownCoins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 2.png 2
Basket pack.pngBasket pack30unknownCoins 100.png 100Coins 25.png 70Not sold
Bucket.pngBucket100unknownCoins 2.png 2Coins 1.png 1Coins 5.png 6
Empty bucket pack.pngEmpty bucket pack15unknownCoins 250.png 500Coins 250.png 350Not sold
Potato.pngPotato0unknownCoins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 25.png 39
Onion.pngOnion0unknownCoins 3.png 3Coins 2.png 2Coins 25.png 35
Cabbage.pngCabbage0unknownCoins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 25.png 40
Tomato.pngTomato0unknownCoins 4.png 4Coins 2.png 2Coins 25.png 56
Sweetcorn.pngSweetcorn0unknownCoins 5.png 9Coins 5.png 6Coins 250.png 274
Strawberry.pngStrawberry0unknownCoins 5.png 17Coins 5.png 11Coins 100.png 185
Watermelon.pngwatermelon0unknownCoins 25.png 48Coins 25.png 33Coins 25.png 25
Hammerstone hops.pngHammerstone hops0unknownCoins 4.png 4Coins 2.png 2Coins 250.png 349
Asgarnian hops.pngAsgarnian hops0unknownCoins 5.png 5Coins 3.png 3Coins 100.png 232
Yanillian hops.pngYanillian hops0unknownCoins 5.png 7Coins 4.png 4Coins 250.png 981
Krandorian hops.pngKrandorian hops0unknownCoins 5.png 10Coins 5.png 7Coins 25.png 97
Wildblood hops.pngWildblood hops0unknownCoins 5.png 15Coins 5.png 10Coins 25.png 47
Jute fibre.pngJute fibre0unknownCoins 5.png 6Coins 4.png 4Coins 250.png 977
Barley.pngBarley0unknownCoins 4.png 4Coins 2.png 2Coins 250.png 776
Plant cure.pngPlant cure100unknownCoins 25.png 40Coins 25.png 28Coins 100.png 162

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Lyra, "Garden of Tranquility", Old School RuneScape. "Sometimes I travel to market fairs in distant lands, and I use my feminine arts to lure young farmers back to this land; then the vampyres come for them and I see them no more."
  2. Alice's husband, "Animal Magnetism", Old School RuneScape. "All I know is, years ago, that temple started glowing green and, a few months later, I woke up dead."
  3. Alice's husband, "Animal Magnetism", Old School RuneScape. "It's that fountain thingy in the temple to the east. It's turned them all into zombies."
  4. Alice, "Animal Magnetism", Old School RuneScape. "I tried that once, but all those other ghosts - and even the undead chickens and cows - scared me so much, I wouldn't try it again for all the cash in Varrock bank."
  5. Alice's husband, "Animal Magnetism", Old School RuneScape. "Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers."