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Alice is a widow who runs the family farm west of Port Phasmatys. She runs the shop while her daughter Lyra watches over the nearby herb and allotment patches and her deceased husband manages the undead livestock. Her daughter ensures they do not pay the blood tithes by luring young farmers back to their farm, using them to pay the tithe instead.[1]

Many years ago, the power of the ectofuntus killed her husband and all their cows and chickens, resurrecting them as a ghost and undead cows and chickens.[2][3] Despite this, they continued to run the farm, but this caused trouble in communication, as she refused to use a ghostspeak amulet. The last time she tried, the amount of undead that she heard scared her.[4] In particular, this caused her financial worry as she couldn't find their savings, unaware that her husband had placed them in the bank.

When an adventurer came by seeking undead chickens, she asked them for help. They acted as an intermediary for the couple until the husband refused to give out his pass number, believing the intermediary to be a scammer. The adventurer sought the aid of a nearby witch, who gave them a special ghostspeak amulet for the husband, allowing him to talk to his wife. They started selling the undead chickens for 20 ecto-tokens each after that, saving up to buy killer cows to repel those who attack their livestock.[5]

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Stock[edit | edit source]

Sells at: 100.0% • Buys at: 70.0% • Change per: 1.0%
in stock
sold at
bought at
Rake.pngRake500Coins 5.png 6Coins 4.png 4Coins 100.png 101
Seed dibber.pngSeed dibber500Coins 5.png 6Coins 4.png 4Coins 100.png 133
Secateurs.pngSecateurs500Coins 5.png 5Coins 3.png 3Coins 100.png 130
Spade.pngSpade500Coins 3.png 3Coins 2.png 2Coins 100.png 165
Gardening trowel.pngGardening trowel500Coins 5.png 12Coins 5.png 8Coins 25.png 88
Watering can.pngWatering can500Coins 5.png 8Coins 5.png 5Coins 100.png 134
Filled plant pot.pngFilled plant pot500Coins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 3.png 3
Plant pot pack.pngPlant pot pack30Coins 100.png 100Coins 25.png 70Not sold
Compost.pngCompost500Coins 5.png 20Coins 5.png 14Coins 25.png 25
Compost pack.pngCompost pack10Coins 1000.png 2,000Coins 1000.png 1,400Not sold
Empty sack.pngEmpty sack500Coins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 2.png 2
Sack pack.pngSack pack30Coins 100.png 100Coins 25.png 70Not sold
Basket.pngBasket500Coins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 1.png 1
Basket pack.pngBasket pack30Coins 100.png 100Coins 25.png 70Not sold
Bucket.pngBucket100Coins 2.png 2Coins 1.png 1Coins 5.png 6
Empty bucket pack.pngEmpty bucket pack15Coins 250.png 500Coins 250.png 350Not sold
Potato.pngPotato0Coins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 25.png 51
Onion.pngOnion0Coins 3.png 3Coins 2.png 2Coins 25.png 74
Cabbage.pngCabbage0Coins 1.png 1Coins 1.png 0Coins 25.png 46
Tomato.pngTomato0Coins 4.png 4Coins 2.png 2Coins 25.png 52
Sweetcorn.pngSweetcorn0Coins 5.png 9Coins 5.png 6Coins 100.png 169
Strawberry.pngStrawberry0Coins 5.png 17Coins 5.png 11Coins 250.png 382
Watermelon.pngwatermelon0Coins 25.png 48Coins 25.png 33Coins 5.png 20
Hammerstone hops.pngHammerstone hops0Coins 4.png 4Coins 2.png 2Coins 250.png 345
Asgarnian hops.pngAsgarnian hops0Coins 5.png 5Coins 3.png 3Coins 100.png 225
Yanillian hops.pngYanillian hops0Coins 5.png 7Coins 4.png 4Coins 1000.png 1,026
Krandorian hops.pngKrandorian hops0Coins 5.png 10Coins 5.png 7Coins 100.png 100
Wildblood hops.pngWildblood hops0Coins 5.png 15Coins 5.png 10Coins 25.png 44
Jute fibre.pngJute fibre0Coins 5.png 6Coins 4.png 4Coins 1000.png 1,268
Barley.pngBarley0Coins 4.png 4Coins 2.png 2Coins 250.png 722
Plant cure.pngPlant cure100Coins 25.png 40Coins 25.png 28Coins 100.png 166

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Lyra, "Garden of Tranquility", Old School RuneScape. "Sometimes I travel to market fairs in distant lands, and I use my feminine arts to lure young farmers back to this land; then the vampyres come for them and I see them no more."
  2. Alice's husband, "Animal Magnetism", Old School RuneScape. "All I know is, years ago, that temple started glowing green and, a few months later, I woke up dead."
  3. Alice's husband, "Animal Magnetism", Old School RuneScape. "It's that fountain thingy in the temple to the east. It's turned them all into zombies."
  4. Alice, "Animal Magnetism", Old School RuneScape. "I tried that once, but all those other ghosts - and even the undead chickens and cows - scared me so much, I wouldn't try it again for all the cash in Varrock bank."
  5. Alice's husband, "Animal Magnetism", Old School RuneScape. "Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers."