Alice

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Alice
Released	11 July 2005 (Update)
Members	Yes
Race	Human
Quest	Animal Magnetism
Location	Farm west of Port Phasmatys
League region	Morytania✓
Shop	Alice's Farming shop.
Gender	Female
Options	Talk-to, Trade
Examine	She sells farming equipment.
Map
Advanced data
NPC ID	504
Link	MOID

Alice is a widow who runs the family farm west of Port Phasmatys. She runs the shop while her daughter Lyra watches over the nearby herb and allotment patches and her deceased husband, Malcolm, manages the undead livestock. Her daughter ensures they do not pay the blood tithes by luring young farmers back to their farm, using them to pay the tithe instead.^[1]

Many years ago, the power of the ectofuntus killed her husband and all their cows and chickens, resurrecting them as a ghost and undead cows and chickens.^[2]^[3] Despite this, they continued to run the farm, but this caused trouble in communication, as she refused to use a ghostspeak amulet. The last time she tried, the amount of undead that she heard scared her.^[4] In particular, this caused her financial worry as she couldn't find their savings, unaware that Malcolm had placed them in the bank.

When an adventurer came by seeking undead chickens, she asked them for help. They acted as an intermediary for the couple until Malcolm refused to give out his pass number, believing the intermediary to be a scammer. The adventurer sought the aid of a nearby witch, who gave them a special ghostspeak amulet for the husband, allowing him to talk to his wife. They started selling the undead chickens for 20 ecto-tokens each after that, saving up to buy killer cows to repel those who attack their livestock.^[5]

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Stock

Sells at: 100.0% • Buys at: 70.0% • Change per: 1.0%
	Number in stock	Restock time	Price sold at	Price bought at	GE price
Rake	500	6s (10t)	6	4	135
Seed dibber	500	6s (10t)	6	4	110
Secateurs	500	6s (10t)	5	3	193
Spade	500	6s (10t)	3	2	123
Gardening trowel	500	1m 12s (120t)	12	8	216
Watering can	500	6s (10t)	8	5	255
Filled plant pot	500	6s (10t)	1	0	3
Plant pot pack	30	1.2s (2t)	100	70	Not sold
Compost	500	6s (10t)	20	14	11
Compost pack	10	30s (50t)	2,000	1,400	Not sold
Empty sack	500	6s (10t)	1	0	3
Sack pack	30	1.2s (2t)	100	70	Not sold
Basket	500	6s (10t)	1	0	2
Basket pack	30	1.2s (2t)	100	70	Not sold
Bucket	100	6s (10t)	2	1	8
Empty bucket pack	15	6s (10t)	500	350	Not sold
Potato	0	1m (100t)	1	0	14
Onion	0	1m (100t)	3	2	11
Cabbage	0	1m (100t)	1	0	7
Tomato	0	1m (100t)	4	2	14
Sweetcorn	0	1m (100t)	9	6	71
Strawberry	0	1m (100t)	17	11	94
Watermelon	0	1m (100t)	48	33	18
Hammerstone hops	0	1m (100t)	4	2	373
Asgarnian hops	0	1m (100t)	5	3	333
Yanillian hops	0	1m (100t)	7	4	765
Krandorian hops	0	1m (100t)	10	7	102
Wildblood hops	0	1m (100t)	15	10	37
Jute fibre	0	1m (100t)	6	4	563
Barley	0	1m (100t)	4	2	501
Plant cure	100	6s (10t)	40	28	189

Changes

Date	Changes
11 – 18 October 2006	The NPC's chathead was graphically updated.

Gallery (historical)


11 July 2005 – 11-18 October 2006	11-18 October 2006 – present

References

^ Lyra in Garden of Tranquillity. Old School RuneScape. "Sometimes I travel to market fairs in distant lands, and I use my feminine arts to lure young farmers back to this land; then the vampyres come for them and I see them no more."
^ Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "All I know is, years ago, that temple started glowing green and, a few months later, I woke up dead."
^ Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "It's that fountain thingy in the temple to the east. It's turned them all into zombies."
^ Alice in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "I tried that once, but all those other ghosts - and even the undead chickens and cows - scared me so much, I wouldn't try it again for all the cash in Varrock bank."
^ Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers."

[1] Lyra in Garden of Tranquillity. Old School RuneScape. "Sometimes I travel to market fairs in distant lands, and I use my feminine arts to lure young farmers back to this land; then the vampyres come for them and I see them no more."

[2] Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "All I know is, years ago, that temple started glowing green and, a few months later, I woke up dead."

[3] Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "It's that fountain thingy in the temple to the east. It's turned them all into zombies."

[4] Alice in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "I tried that once, but all those other ghosts - and even the undead chickens and cows - scared me so much, I wouldn't try it again for all the cash in Varrock bank."

[5] Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers."

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